You'd be a man of vision, if only you could see

Relativamente às novas e ineficazes medidas de austeridade que o governo e a troika resolveram impor a Portugal, I rest my case.

What's New, Mr. Magoo?
What new and wild adventure have you bumped into?
You are a man of stature,
In your hat you're 5 foot 3.
You'd be a man of vision,
If only you could see!

What's New, Mr. Magoo?
My, but your dog McBarker looks a lot like you!
He'd be a good night watch dog,
But he's nearsighted too!

From your peculiar point of view,
This crazy world's a blur to you!
Oh say, can you see What's New, Mr. Magoo?